Attendance Rosters and Wardrobe Malfunctions**
The scannable attendance forms are due in the Registration and Records Office this Friday, March 5. While we have made allowances for those rosters with legal problems, we are now being bombarded with pleas to allow late rosters due to wardrobe malfunctions.
I think we all know that a wardrobe malfunction is NOT the same as a summons to appear in court. A wardrobe malfunction is just a desperate cry for attention. Trust me--there is no place your attendance rosters will receive more attention than in the Registrar's Office on March 5. So, fake a look of shock, slap your hand over the offending area, and haul that disruptive roster into the Registrar's Office on Friday. We will take care of the rest.
**The writer assumes everyone follows sports like she does. Apologies to those who read this and just don't get it. You can email Betsy Ripton if you don't understand the analogy. The writer had to explain it to her in excruciating detail. Bottom line: scannable attendance forms are due on Friday, March 5!
Deborah Benjamin
Registration and Records
03/03/2004 |