10. It says Monroe Community College on the front. This allows you to pack
sandwiches. and remember where to take them all at the same time.
9. Be nice to colleagues -- SHARE YOUR TWINKIES!
8. Fashion colors allow you to accessorize, accessorize, accessorize!
7. Carrot stick sword fights.
6. Gives you a really good excuse to buy fruit rollups.
5. Save money, retire early.
4. Stops Donna Burke from trying to admit you as a student.
3. Beats trying to sell it on Ebay
2. Eat your lunch during 10 o'clock office hour -- use your MCC lunchbag to
flag down the jitney at noon!
1. The only safe investment this year? Peanut butter and jelly.
Many thanks to Kim Canfield, assistant to the vice president, Academic
Services, for gathering the coupons that were stuffed in the MCC lunchbags
given out at the All College Day picnic.
Janet Ekis Public Affairs 09/03/2002 |